dont mess with a filipino
A Filipino goes to a Woolworth’s grocery store in
Australia . He finds cat food at special prices.
He picks two-dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.
The Manager gets suspicious.
He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will
probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Filipino to
show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. The Filipino goes
home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
Next week the Filipino finds dog food at special
prices. He picks three-dozen cans of dog food and goes to
check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that
this guy may have a cat but he cannot have a dog and
he will probably feed dog-food to his kids.
He asks the Filipino to bring and show him the
dog before he can let him have dog food.
The Filipino goes home and returns with a dog.
He gets to buy the dog food.
The following week the Filipino comes to Woolworth’s with a bag. He
asks the manager to put his hand in the bag.
The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy
and immediately pulls it out. He shouts at the Filipino, “What the hell!
This is shit, you idiot!”
The Filipino calmly replies, “Yes, now may I buy
some toilet paper?”
The moral of the story is: Never mess with Filipinos!hahahaha!
WINNER.
